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gustavamonster Profile Information

Age 52 From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
John
I Would Describe Myself As  
Tattooed bearded (obviously) goofball. I'm a spaz a dork and a geek with a dark and twisted sense of humor and a penchant for the macabre. I am a movie nerd who loves everything from Star Wars to Schindlers List with a deep and loving appreciation for Mel Brooks and Science Fiction and Superheroes.
I'm a Metalhead but my playlists fluctuate from everything from Classical to \m/SLAYER\m/ and heavier.
I have a very active and vivid imagination and spend far too much time thinking and contemplating the universe around me.
There is far too much to say and I don't want to bore you all.
Once you get past the gruff angry exterior of my Profile Picture... I'm really just a squishy centered teddy bear. (don't tell anyone I admitted to that. I have a reputation to uphold)
So if you feel the desire to hang out for a drink (Iced Tea for me) and make fun of the people around us while flirting like teenagers. Feel free to reach out and say hi. I'm not shy and love to chat.
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Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
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