Chris

My dad never took me for ice cream b/c he is lactose intolerant. (Dad joke)

Want to start an Emmure cover band and name it Adult Mountain. We won’t call them mosh pits.

I’m mostly French and I need water. My real name is Pierre.

Jeff Gordon calls me for pro tips. I just tell him to turn left.

Paul walker called for shifting tips but I missed his call…

Somewhere in an alternate universe, commanded Paul Driver was speed walking and got hit J- walking.

Do yo come here often? I come a lot.

Weegschaal

Fit

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Iets Anders