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TheNova Profile Information

Old School MetalHead
Age 54 From Henderson, Nevada - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Russian, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I love scuba diving in my bathtub, spearfishing in my toilet, hang gliding naked, and water skiing dressed as a nun.
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is  
Turtle Trainer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Exercising, Reading, Sports, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Theater, Cars, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to see a Marley concert naked and covered in baking soda
I've Always Wanted To Try  
parachuting while performing cunnilingus
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Have as many women as possible pee on me. And to punch Leonardo DiCaprio in the face.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Nature, Poetry, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Farting in an elevator

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
Nasty Girls that want to be nasty a lot.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Intimate, Other
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