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Shaken Not Stirred. Extreme Caution!
Age 51 From Klamath Falls, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
A brainy nerdy dorky tattooed pierced sarcastic twisted train wreck. But I am super duper fun! Fair warning!
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Sometimes At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Branded, Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Certified Medical Assistant
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Learning, Music, Internet, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Sleeping, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I am drama free. I am nothing like other females. I am not afraid to be myself. I am not down for hook ups. I won't know what I am looking for until it happens
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Open to suggestions
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To live exactly the way I want. Life is beautiful
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Latin, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Horror, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I love to learn and I love to laugh

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Brainy nerdy dorky tattooed pierced sarcastic twisted respectful honest drama free stoner
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Intimate, Other
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