Beth

Inglés

I like to laugh. Listen to my music loud and proud. Sleep in on sundays. Love going out to do fun stupid stuff, also love staying in and doing fun stupid stuff. Let’s just do stuff yeah?
I will slaughter you in a game of mini golf given the chance.⛳️
I’m the undefeated champion of drunken no look poker🃏♠️
I could probably most definitely survive in the wilderness with as little as a lighter, a bag of Doritos, and a bottle of whiskey.. until I encounter a spider 🕷️😱
Want to build pillow forts and have Netflix or gaming binges on winter nights? “I’ll wrestle ya” (Josh wolf best practical joke) 🥶🤗
Applications for bed warmer may be submitted at this time.
As an egirl I might make you cry or already have.
Pinky and the brain inspired my life goals of complete world domination, shout out to the real mvps of Cartoon Network 🌎🏆🔥
I have three minions, they don’t need a new daddy but I might.. 😝
Looking for a partner in mischief and mayhem.
Must love cuddles and all that crap cause who doesn’t love a warm body to snuggle with.
Looking for someone to mosh life away with at every given opportunity.
Would rather find something more permanent than temporary.
Let’s cuddle by the bonfire on a winters night and have water fights on hot summers days like dumb kids again.
Bonus points if you got a puppy 🐶😍

Aries

Con curvas

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Verdes

Caucásico

Soltero

Si - En Casa

No estoy seguro

Ojos

Cicatrices

Caoba / Rojo

Pájaro

Si

Algo de instituto

Tiempo Completo

Construcción / Manitas

Cabinet maker

$30,000USD a $44,999USD

Con Hijo/s

Se pone un poco loco a veces

Si - Pero no tabaco

Si - Socialmente

El Cómico de la clase

Ruidoso, Observador, Cómico, Quien siempre enciende el fuego, Extraña / Rarezas

Familia, Cenar, Aprender, Música, Películas, Juegos, Cocinar

Salir con amigos, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Jugar Video Juegos, Ir a un Concierto

Something game or music related.

Being the quiet one. I fail miserably.

Alborotador, Lo que todo el mundo quiere ser, Genial, Bobo, Coqueteo

No soy religioso

Nunca

Complete world domination

Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Sádico/a

Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Comedias de Situación, Películas

Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Animación, Horror, Suspense

Metal, El ruido de la aspiradora, Punk

Cómics, Fantasía, Horror, Humor, Misterio, Técnica

Being with my own kind 💀⚰️🤘

Ingenio, Coquetería, Espontaneidad, Rarezas, Audacia, Sensibilidad, Empatía, Humor, Detallista, Inteligencia

Awkward silence free zones. Someone hard on the outside and squishmallow like on the inside. Like scare the crap out of me but also make me feel like daddies little princess all protected and crap.

Cita, Íntimos, Comprometido